Sunday, July 05, 2009

My Life In A Nutshell

I would love to inform my blog readers and followers that this blog was selected for the Blog Of The Day award for June 21. It was nice to see my blog get some recognition! Here is the link given for the award-


And here's some more good news my Blog has also been nominated for the IndiBlogger Of The Month award. It was simply amazing to see that my blog had qualified for the nomination. Here's where you can vote for me and make me a winner!

All this has been possible to the various readers and commentators who have been with me and whose comments have encouraged me. Without you this blog amounts to nothing.. I hope I keep producing absurdity here to keep your love flowing. Thanks to all of you.

I would also like to give a special thanks to Devika, who has been a regular to this tiny piece of blogosphere and has commented, interacted and motivated me to keep my spirits soaring and never feeling low. Her writings and poems have been a source of inspiration to me. Though my communist friend and me rarely agree on any point still the spirit of democracy and goal of social welfare to all citizens thrives between us. Thank you Devika!

p.s. i have not mentioned a lot of other people which doesn't undermine their contribution to this Blog.

A very dear friend of mine, Richa Singh has started her own blog-

I received a gift from another very dear friend of mine, Swarnima Telang who has painted my life in a nutshell! Her painting depicts everything that matters in my life and is close to me, i was touched by her painting immensely. Sad i cannot paint otherwise i would have reciprocated her gesture!

Here it is..... (click on the pic to enlarge it)



Points to notice:
1. My favourite book and movie "Fight Club" was prominently shown for it summarises to a large extent my feelings for the world order.
2.A Newspaper is also shown for I'm a total news junkie and in love with the newspapers since as long as i can remember.
3. An I-pod is shown playing the famous rapper 2Pac's songs. 2Pac is my favourite rapper and his music is religion to me.
4. Two photo-frames with a Lotus and an "Om" pic symbolize my fanatic support for the BJP and my deep interest in 'spirituality, philosophy, Hinduism' respectively.
5. A laptop is shown which is another life necessity for me. My life now revolves round my laptop without which I cannot imagine my life.
6. A pile of Books is shown for I'm an avid reader and books form a very important part of my everyday routine.
7. A coffee and a pack of cigarettes is shown on the stool. I'm not a tea person at all, I love coffee and no I'm not a cigarette addict but yes it has aesthetic value!
8. Masks with various faces represent the various mood swings I have with my friends though I take care not be identified with the moods.
9. A portrait of heart stands for the role of Love in my life. 'Leave all for Love' a famous poet remarked once and I'm trying to live it!

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Lady M: An Ode To Mayawati




Her cult of personality
Her armour of arrogance
A Dalit Superwoman
UP's uncrowned Super Queen
Her Majesty without the King



She has made Brahmins her subject
Narcissism personified, Ego magnified
Blue Elephant runs the show
Elephant is now the King Of Beasts
Elephant runs riot & jungle trembles




Uttar Pradesh painted blue
Bureaucrats have no clue
Police is a menace now
It's a money making machine
Rampant corruption rules the roost
All funds channel to Lady M



Fear & terror run thru vein
Citizens muzzled sigh a tear
Her favourite pink salwar kameez
With Gucci handbags in her arm
Behenji has style statement & charm



Her statues aint enough to quench her thirst
For Power For Fame For Immortality
If Lady M so desires in a whim
It will be hence called Maya Pradesh


Ambedkar will be horrified to see his legacy
Turned into colossal domed structures and park
His idols everywhere and ideals nowhere


God forbids if she becomes PM
How many of us will have to emigrate
Once a beacon of hope for poor and out casted
Now a symbol for the lust of Power

Sunday, June 28, 2009

If you were a river




If you were a river
- a mother to the people
A mother to the farmer and his crops
A soul to a country, a land
A quencher of thirsty throats
A witness of rise and fall of empires
A company to the sad and lonely
A retreat for the poets and painters
A source of creation and destruction
Love and fury, Personified

I'd jump in you as a free soul
You'd hold me in your arms
You'd feel me as part of you
You'd be me and I'd be you
We'd be one. Oneness
Oneness.

Perfectly fit in thy womb
You'd carry me wherever you wished
I'd just trust you infinitely
And wait to see where you'd take me
We'd be together to face the spring
The Summer. The Winter. The Rain.
The mountains, the valleys
Then you'd take me to meet-
The Ocean.

I'd love you forever in its vastness
Alone again I'd be as good as dead!

Friday, June 26, 2009

My Noida Market!!




Fried omelettes, boiled eggs
Milk shakes and " Sirjee No Change"
Women in bright sarees
Walk beside those in Denim Capris
Girls with long saloon cut hair
Girls with 2 short ponies
Guyz with thick spectacles
Guyz with cigarettes on bikes
Men with big bellies & bigger wallets
Men with big cars & foul tongue
Neon lights and fluorescent bulbs
Chatpati 'tikkis' & paani batashas
Irritated husbands & excited children
Small poor children serving dishes
Liquor shops brimming with activity
Beggars promising salvation for cheap price
My Noida Bazaar pulsating with energy!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Maa




A brief moment ago
I glimpsed a pregnant lady
A woman on a journey to be a 'Mother'
A transformation, a reincarnation
The pregnant lady was elegant
Carrying in her seed of mankind
I looked at her wondering

'If she was a single person;
or there were two of 'em?'

She was a coalescence of two bodies,
In her she bore the future of humanity
The ultimate cosmic union of 'em
A carrier of divine spark, divine reality
Midway between a Woman and a Mother
Mother-baby communion with one another

Mother- is the source of us all
I reject the belief of masculine God
God has to be a Mother

Mother by her very nature can't be human
She's a divine being nurturing us all.

p.s. the above painting is by the iconic painter Raja Ravi Varma

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Kalpana Loves Ghajini!






His ruff and tuff looks
His fiery eyes
His Gujjar accent
His bappi da's 'sone' ka style
His macho goons
His blacker than black shirt-pant combo
His sinister ways and evil deeds
His big-owned factories
His hairline receeds
He's tall dark and handsome
He's all I ever dreamed of love
He'll buy me 3 ambassadors
He'll get me modelling contracts
He'll be my Salem i'll be his Monica
He's a darling, My charming sight
He's tough as a bull
He hits enemies with iron rods (in full delight)
I used to hate him, I luv him now
He was angry, he was a foe
I blew the lid off his girl racket (oops!)
He touched my heart with his angst look
He changed my mind with his iron rod
He turned my bf to memory freak
Ghajini- my man, my new boyfriend!
Sorry Sanjay,  keep the med student  
Choosing Ghajju is much more prudent! 

Friday, June 12, 2009

GB Road- The Sin Road



A night I was in New Delhi
A night alone with street lights
With heavy traffic and begging lunatics.
New Delhi Railway Station- My destination
Standing alone at "Ajmeri Gate Side"
Lightning up my cigarette to kill time
A full 3 hours to board my train
Alone with a thousand thoughts stranded.  

I decided to take a walk
A walk to a destination most infamous
Whose trail was learned from a friend.
With empty mind and no desires
I risked the custom and my reputation
Character after all is a cage.
GB Road was the disgraced address
Delhi's home to pimps and whores.

I walked a walk a lonely walk
Knowing not what to expect.

What would be it like to take a walk
Through the sin road of sinister souls
Would I lose my rational mind?
Would i forgo my repute and character?
And yield to the bodily temptations?
I had to find out, I had to go.

Through the traffic I made my way
Walking slowly, consciously to my destination
I knew I was on the right path.
For I saw girls - faces covered with cloth
In the rickshaws, on the bike's backseat
Faceless anonymous bodies cruising through.

Old lurid & rickety structure welcomed me
There I was in plenitude of dissolution
My heart beated albeit slowly, heavily.
As if to make a complete mockery of law
A police station right across the street.
'Plum Posting' it must be, I said to me.

A feeling of pervasive suffocation enveloped me
Behind the shady windows of buildings stood Whores 
"Whores" I said to myself in shock and rant
"Whores" with little more than their bras on them
Stood behind the heavy iron grills of the windows
Signalling me, Gesturing me, pinpointing me, to come
"Whores" behind their 'grills' -euphemism for jail bars
"Whores" ready to sell their body for anyone & everyone

And then my eyes locked upon a window
A 12 yr old or so little girl gesturing me.
A spectacular human tragedy of which
I was the audience with front row seats.
Suffocation filled me, I couldn't breathe
I needed to get outta there else i vomit.

Rebellion and Revolt struck my mind
Little mind of me unable to comprehend
Unable to decipher the question 'Why?'
Never had I imagined such a painful sight,
I wanted to scream, wail and cry all night
I was helpless and hopeless that night.